Friday, July 16, 2010

AAARRRGGGHHHHH

Why do they have to mess it up ?
That cute little KIA Soul....... spunky, I love it !
Then they make a commercial with the critters doing hip-hop music !! Now instead of picturing myself in one of them popping off down town..... All I can picture is some greasy teen-ager in saggy pants and a bad attitude driving my little car down the road.......... OHHHH the agony !

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Obama Tax

Ok, the Obama Tax on tanning bed usage began July 1, 2010. I don't like it, but have no choice but to charge 10% on all tanning bed packages...........sigh.




When I am President WE will all have peaches and cream...........The old man replies, "but I am diabetic and can't have peaches and cream.............."

When I am President WE WILL all have peaches and cream.........The housewife replies, " but I don't want peaches and cream........"

When I am President WE WILL ALL have peaches and cream.... The child cries and replies, "but I don't like peaches and cream........"

When I am President WE WILL ALL HAVE PEACHES AND CREAM, WE WILL ALL LIKE IT, AND WE WILL ALL BE IN DEBT TO OUR WONDERFUL PRESIDENT FOR PROVIDING IT!!!